I sometimes bite my nails. I am a glutinous and messy eater. Also I tend to eat with my hands a lot because I am a barbarian. I always forget to clean my eye crusties. I get toothpaste on my nose a lot. On occasion I walk on my tiptoes. I sing 80s love ballads horribly and loud. I really love Japanese Dating Sims.  I am currently singing “Careless Whisper” while I write this. I dance weird and a lot. I snort. I don’t like the veggies in Cup Noodles. I sleep in really late. I cry when I get mad. One time yesterday I pronounced Boba Fett wrong because I was thinking of Wobbufett. I’ve never watched any of the Back to the Future movies. Or any of the Jurassic Park movies. I creep on someone because they have a nice back. But it’s a nice back I SWEAR IT’S GORGEOUS. I always get to the Elite Four in Pokemon and stop playing because I feel accomplished enough. I use that one Yui gif way too much because she is my spirit animal. I use all Yui gifs way too much. Still listening to “Careless Whisper”. I pick on people a lot. Sometimes I give my little cousin wedgies just because it’s funny but that’s mean. I love hot wings. I think farts are hilarious. I sometimes worry that my butt is too big. I rage cry when clothes don’t fit because of my boobies. I rage cry when I think about my skin conditions and how embarrassing the scars are. I wish I could punch my brother in the mouth and get away with it. I’d rather raise children with someone who wasn’t Puerto Rican because VARIETY IS EXCITING. This one time I yelled at my dad because I was emotional about a fight I was having with my ex and I pretended I was actually upset that I couldn’t watch Glee. When people do nice things for me I’m so overwhelmed with happiness I kinda want to punch them in the face. I just want someone to think I’m super beautiful inside and out. This is now the third time I’m listening to “Careless Whisper”. Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend. 

CONFESSIONS.